If you ever have the misfortune to do business with Suburban Propane, double-check the price before you order. Suburban's listed prices are subject to "a safety practices and training fee, a tank rental fee, a transportation fuel surcharge, a restocking fee, a tank pickup fee, a minimum monthly purchase requirement fee, a system leak test fee, a reconnect fee, a will call fee, a forklift minimum delivery fee, a diagnostic fee...
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https://pluralistic.net/2024/06/07/drip-drip-drip/#drip-off
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https://prospect.org/economy/2024-06-06-loaded-up-with-junk/
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Loaded Up With Junk
Hassan Ali Kanu (The American Prospect)Cory Doctorow
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The airlines' junk-fee spree kicked off in the 1980s, with Reagan's Airline Deregulation Act. When regulators ignored the ripoffs, the airlines grew bolder, and other industries took notice.
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Landlords have taught each other to charge "January fees" (literally a fee because it is January).
The more desperate your living conditions, the more egregious the fees.
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https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/19/health/long-term-care-assisted-living.html
The prison where they lock up your kid, uncle, parent or pal has also discovered junk-fees, cutting off in-person visits, mail and parcels in favor of services delivered on tablets with multi-thousand-percent margins:
https://pluralistic.net/2024/04/02/captive-customers/#guillotine-watch
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https://prospect.org/power/2024-01-24-big-funeral-exploits-consumers-inflation/
Everyone's got a junk-fee. Your bank charges you "paper statement fees" and "returned mail fees." Restaurants created "pandemic fees" to help cover their extra costs during lockdown, and continue to charge them today.
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Big Funeral Exploits Consumers Under Guise of Inflation
Luke Goldstein (The American Prospect)Cory Doctorow
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https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2024-04-09/restaurant-security-surcharge-new-junk-fee-law
Anyone who's used a food delivery app knows about junk-fees - that's how your McDonald's meal deal goes from $4.99 to $25.
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Perch charges diners a 'security' fee. A new law may change that
Summer Lin (Los Angeles Times)Cory Doctorow
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https://blueprint2024.com/polling/tlp-biden-trump-economics/
83% of voters say they'd be more likely to vote for a candidate who'd ban junk-fees:
http://www.economicliberties.us/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/LRP-AELP-National-Junk-Fee-Survey-Memo-f-2.23.2024.pdf
As Kanu notes, this raises a natural question: who *likes* junk-fees?
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Blueprint & The Liberal Patriot: The 40 Policy Ideas That Will Define the 2024 Race - Blueprint
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https://www.uschamber.com/cases/consumer-protection/cfpb-late-fees-rule
The Chamber has also warned the FTC that they'll sue over any attempt to limit junk-fees:
https://news.bloomberglaw.com/banking-law/ftcs-proposed-junk-fee-ban-draws-legal-threats-from-industry
This is predictable enough, but the wildest part is the big business has figured out how to make paying junk-fees into a culture war issue.
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Chamber of Commerce v. CFPB
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https://pluralistic.net/2023/08/04/owning-the-libs/#swiper-no-swiping
Junk-fee cheerleaders insist that consumers are mistaken in their animosity towards junk-fees. After all, when all the fees are listed on your bill, you can see what you're paying for. Who doesn't like transparency?
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https://files.consumerfinance.gov/f/documents/cfpb_price-complexity-in-laboratory-markets_2024-04.pdf
Junk-fees are part of a suite of interrelated price-gouging tactics that business has mastered over the past four decades.
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https://pluralistic.net/2022/02/24/uber-for-arbitration/#nibbled-to-death-by-ducks
(While Kanu doesn't mention it, I'm willing to bet that at least one of these companies charges you a "binding arbitration waiver processing fee.")
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https://www.transportation.gov/briefing-room/biden-harris-administration-announces-final-rule-protect-consumers-surprise-airline
HUD is cracking down on landlord fees:
https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/statements-releases/2024/02/29/fact-sheet-biden-harris-administration-announces-new-actions-to-boost-housing-supply-and-lower-housing-costs/
Health and Human Services is bent on destroying "junk health insurance":
https://www.federalregister.gov/documents/2024/04/03/2024-06551/short-term-limited-duration-insurance-and-independent-noncoordinated-excepted-benefits-coverage
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FACT SHEET: Biden-Harris Administration Announces New Actions to Boost Housing Supply and Lower Housing Costs | The White House
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https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/statements-releases/2024/03/15/fact-sheet-biden-harris-administration-takes-new-action-to-crack-down-on-junk-fees-in-higher-education/
And CFPB wants to ban mortgage closing fees and has issued orders banning many common bank fees:
https://www.consumerfinance.gov/rules-policy/junk-fees/
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FACT SHEET: Biden-Harris Administration Takes New Action to Crack Down on Junk Fees in Higher Education | The White House
The White HouseCory Doctorow
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https://www.consumerfinance.gov/complaint/
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Submit a complaint | Consumer Financial Protection Bureau
Consumer Financial Protection BureauCory Doctorow
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https://media-ecology.org/convention
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Media Ecology Association - Convention
media-ecology.orgCory Doctorow
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The thing is those people, when they get the power they want, are inevitably going to be dissatisfied
Because if they love power there will always be someone more powerful
Which causes them to ratchet any power they receive
It's the natural state of power to always seek more of it
As Wagner's ring taught us, you can't have love and power at the same time(without a breakdown)