Elon Musk lies a lot. He lies about being a "utopian socialist." He lies about being a "free speech absolutist." He lies about which companies he founded:
https://www.businessinsider.com/tesla-cofounder-martin-eberhard-interview-history-elon-musk-ev-market-2023-2
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https://www.businessinsider.com/tesla-cofounder-martin-eberhard-interview-history-elon-musk-ev-market-2023-2
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Ousted Tesla cofounder sounds off on Elon Musk, Tesla, EVs
While Elon Musk is sometimes referred to as the founder of Tesla, Martin Eberhard cofounded Tesla in 2003 with his friend Marc Tarpenning.Grace Kay (Insider)
Cory Doctorow
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https://www.quora.com/Was-Elon-Musk-the-actual-engineer-behind-SpaceX-and-Tesla
He lies about really stupid stuff, like claiming that comsats that share the same spectrum will deliver steady broadband speeds as they add more users who each get a narrower slice of that spectrum:
https://www.eff.org/wp/case-fiber-home-today-why-fiber-superior-medium-21st-century-broadband
The fundamental laws of physics don't care about this bullshit, but people do.
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The Case for Fiber to the Home, Today: Why Fiber is a Superior Medium for 21st Century Broadband
Electronic Frontier FoundationCory Doctorow
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https://www.newyorker.com/tech/annals-of-technology/the-one-traffic-light-town-with-some-of-the-fastest-internet-in-the-us
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The One-Traffic-Light Town with Some of the Fastest Internet in the U.S.
Sue Halpern (The New Yorker)Cory Doctorow
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https://elonmusk.today/
But while Musk lacks the charm of earlier Silicon Valley grifters, he's much better than they ever were at running a long con. For years, he's been promising "full self driving...next year."
https://pluralistic.net/2022/10/09/herbies-revenge/#100-billion-here-100-billion-there-pretty-soon-youre-talking-real-money
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Yes, this is a thing Elon Musk really claimed.
TSLAQCory Doctorow
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/06/10/tesla-autopilot-crashes-elon-musk/
Tesla is a giant shell-game masquerading as a car company. The important thing about Tesla isn't its cars, it's Tesla's business arrangement, the #TeslaFinancialComplex:
https://pluralistic.net/2021/11/24/no-puedo-pagar-no-pagara/#Rat
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Cory Doctorow
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https://pluralistic.net/2021/04/14/for-sale-green-indulgences/#killer-analogy
But even with all those financial shenanigans, Tesla's got an absurdly high valuation, soaring at times to *1600x* its profitability:
https://pluralistic.net/2021/01/15/hoover-calling/#intangibles
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Cory Doctorow
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https://memex.craphound.com/2017/09/10/teslas-demon-haunted-cars-in-irmas-path-get-a-temporary-battery-life-boost/
That's just one of the many rent-a-features that Tesla drivers have to shell out for.
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Cory Doctorow
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https://www.theverge.com/2020/2/6/21127243/tesla-model-s-autopilot-disabled-remotely-used-car-update
To maintain this rent-extraction racket, Tesla uses DRM that makes it a felony to alter your own car's software without Tesla's permission. This is the root of all #autoenshittification:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/07/24/rent-to-pwn/#kitt-is-a-demon
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Tesla remotely disables Autopilot on used Model S after it was sold
Nick Statt (The Verge)Cory Doctorow
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https://pluralistic.net/2020/06/11/1-in-3/#boost-50
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Cory Doctorow
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Once a company owns the right to decide which software you can run, there's no limit to the ways it can extract rent from you. Blocking you from changing your device's software lets a company run *overt* scams on you.
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Cory Doctorow
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But they can also screw you in sneaky ways. Once a device has DRM on it, #Section1201 of the #DMCA makes it a felony to bypass that DRM, even for legit purposes. That means your DRM-locked device can spy on you, and because no one is allowed to explore how the surveillance works, the maker can be incredibly sloppy with the personal info they harvest:
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/03/29/tesla-model-3-keeps-data-like-crash-videos-location-phone-contacts.html
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Cory Doctorow
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https://tiremeetsroad.com/2021/03/18/tesla-allegedly-remotely-unlocks-model-3-owners-car-uses-smart-summon-to-help-repo-agent/
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Tesla allegedly remotely unlocks Model 3 owner's car, uses smart summon to help repo agent - Alt Car news
Paulo Acoba (Alt Car news)Cory Doctorow
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Cory Doctorow
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https://pluralistic.net/2022/11/14/luxury-surveillance/#liar-liar
Now, Tesla is having its own Dieselgate scandal.
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Cory Doctorow
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https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/tesla-batteries-range/
The root of the deception is simple: Tesla mis-sells its cars by falsely claiming ranges that those cars can't attain. Every person who ever bought a Tesla was defrauded.
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Tesla’s secret team to suppress thousands of driving range complaints
ReutersCory Doctorow
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Cory Doctorow
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So Teslas tell a third lie: when the battery charge reached about 50%, the fake range is replaced with the real one. That way, drivers aren't getting mass-stranded by the roadside, and the scam can continue.
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Cory Doctorow
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This creates a problem for *Tesla*: those service calls can cost the company $1,000, and of course, there's nothing wrong with the car. It's performing exactly as designed.
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Cory Doctorow
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This new unit - the "#DiversionTeam" - was headquartered in a Nevada satellite office, which was equipped with a metal xylophone that would be rung in triumph every time a Tesla owner was successfully conned into thinking that their car wasn't defrauding them.
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Cory Doctorow
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https://www.wired.com/2010/06/iphone-4-holding-it-wrong/
The drivers who called the Diversion Team weren't just lied to, they were also punished.
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Apple's Response to iPhone 4 Antenna Problem: You're Holding It Wrong
Dylan Tweney (WIRED)Cory Doctorow
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Meanwhile, the diverters on the diversion team were instructed not to inform drivers if the remote diagnostics they performed detected any other defects in the cars.
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Cory Doctorow
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Eventually, diverters were ordered to cease performing *any* remote diagnostics on drivers' cars.
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Cory Doctorow
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Predicting EV range is an inexact science as many factors can affect battery life, notably whether a journey is uphill or downhill. Every EV automaker has to come up with a figure that represents some kind of best guess under a mix of conditions.
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Cory Doctorow
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Other countries' regulators have taken note. In Korea, Tesla was fined millions and Elon Musk was personally required to state that he had deceived Tesla buyers. The Korean regulator found that the true range of Teslas under normal winter conditions was less than *half* of the claimed range.
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Thaiis Thei 𓁟
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Hugh Young
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Barry Goldman
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can't imagine owning a car that is internet enabled! YIKES
Tio
•trade-free blog :)
I am baffled when I hear some people praising Musk, and say that he is changing the world for the better. It goes to show how "personalized" content works on those fb and the like ad-platforms, where people probably swim in their own bubble.
John Mierau
•"feudalists seek rents (income from owning the things other people use). (Anyone) must first secure permission from the fief, Elon Musk, who decides which companies are allowed to compete with him, and how.
Once a company owns the right to decide which software you can run, there's no limit to the ways it can extract rent from you."
Fifi Lamoura
•Cory Doctorowudostępnił to.
fluids_guru
•Fifi Lamoura
•fluids_guru
•Both Lance and Elon hid behind self-created ethical shields - “if you criticise me, you’re criticising cancer survivors” and “I’m saving us from global warming.”
Thomas Fricke (he/him)
•We have to look into the business models!
kierkegaank
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Voron
•Lizzie she/her
•Oliver Schafeld
•…"Unlike so many Silicon Valley companies, the auto industry is not a winner-take-all industry," he said. "There's different kinds of cars for different market segments."
…"I think it's a mistake to think of a car as a software platform — you know, like an iPhone or something. It's not the same," he said.
…"I think the technology is way too immature to be laying on the road," he said, referring to Tesla's Full Self-Driving beta software.
fantazeur
•then release the code and to me it seems like he shorted on twitter(buying it ) then bet on threads 5 minutes to help him build what ever he'll need for X
RodneyPetersonTalentAgency
•GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺
•Kac_Ander1
•Medea Vanamonde🏳️⚧️ ♀
•He likes to CosPlay that he is in The Culture’s Special Circumstances division of Contact…but if that were the case he’d have been shaken down for his drug glands and wouldn’t have to suck down all that Ketamine in is Float Tank.
I’m getting a sense he’s about to cross the wrong person or Zaibatsu
skelric
•(☑️ not applicable)
Horror Author Reed Alexander
•PewPewMiau
•Cory Doctorow
•Joe Beam
•https://www.npr.org/2021/10/05/1043336212/tesla-racial-discrimination-lawsuit
Peter Principle
•Jordi (Sharpen Your Spikes!!!)
•Lol. That's a funny way of spelling "oligarch".
firstprimate 🇵🇸
•John Johnson
•Ramesh #NotGoingBack
•1. This is pure victim-blaming — In my friend's view, even if Eberhard was a victim, it was the victim’s own fault, not the fraudster’s.
2. The last bit about opportunists is a #corrupt #distortion of opportunity.
#America — Land of #Opportunity ≠ Land of #Opportunists