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Forget F1: the only car race that matters now is the race to turn your car into a digital extraction machine, a high-speed inkjet printer on wheels, stealing your private data as it picks your pocket. Your car's digital infrastructure is a costly, dangerous nightmare - but for automakers in pursuit of postcapitalist utopia, it's a dream they can't give up on.

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The interior of a luxury car. There is a dagger protruding from the steering wheel. The entertainment console has been replaced by the text 'You wouldn't download a car,' in MPAA scare-ad font. Outside of the windscreen looms the Matrix waterfall effect. Visible in the rear- and side-view mirror is the driver: the figure from Munch's 'Scream.' The screen behind the steering-wheel has been replaced by the menacing red eye of HAL9000 from Stanley Kubrick's '2001: A Space Odyssey.'

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The interior of a luxury car. There is a dagger protruding from the steering wheel. The entertainment console has been replaced by the text 'You wouldn't download a car,' in MPAA scare-ad font. Outside of the windscreen looms the Matrix waterfall effect. Visible in the rear- and side-view mirror is the driver: the figure from Munch's 'Scream.' The screen behind the steering-wheel has been replaced by the menacing red eye of HAL9000 from Stanley Kubrick's '2001: A Space Odyssey.'

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If you'd like an essay-formatted version of this thread to read or share, here's a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:

https://pluralistic.net/2023/07/24/rent-to-pwn/#kitt-is-a-demon

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#ip

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These threads are making me seriously accelerate my plan to move to Siberia to spend the rest of my days living in a log cabin, chopping wood, wearing flannel, and talking to the friends I made out of pinecones and beard hair to keep me from going insane.

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$2000 a year each for brakes and steering wheel?

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Cell phone companies used to break features then rent them back to you. That stopped several years ago, at least to my knowledge. I wonder if that will happen with cars.

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I know , it's already a nuisance with 'checking remote digital rights' when starting the car (Audi), when the datalink is down, apparently DRM controlled bluetooth doesn't work so no phone connection for music and worse the hands free phone calls, which is dangerous as people will be tempted to use their phone anyway.

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Lest we bike riders feel overly smug, remember that one of the best-known ebike companies in the world (Van Moof) just went bust, and it took a competitor (Cowboy) stepping in to keep those bikes from soft-bricking themselves when Van Moof's servers turned off.

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2023/07/rival-e-bike-maker-helps-vanmoof-owners-grab-bike-keys-while-company-struggles/

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I hate it that everyone under capitalism is either exploitation or spying or both.
"don't provide a service, just figure out a way to interpose yourself between the provider and the customer"

The Bite of Seattle festival, which happened this weekend, was bought by a financial payments startup and they inserted themselves between the provider and customer in a way that is so stupid it almost seems like parody. Their tag line should be "We made it worse on purpose because we want your money."

https://www.geekwire.com/2023/bite-of-seattle-attendees-fed-up-with-food-ordering-app-from-tech-startup/

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SOOO happy to live car free!
The only car race that matters now is the race finding alternatives to using cars, and avoid buying and using them. 🚲 🛴 🚋 🚊 🚌
Not only this will save your data, but it will also improve your health and the life on planet Earth.😄 🌏 🌱 🦒 🐨
Dispatches from the future: "Mark died of exposure when he left home and got lost on back roads in a blizzard with no signal. He couldn't afford to unlock the Extra Mileage option this month."

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as someone who works in the high-speed inkjet printing industry, I am heartily offended 🤓