As a science fiction writer, I find it weird that some sf tropes - like space colonization - have become culture-war touchstones. You know, that whole "we were promised jetpacks" thing.
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I had blithely assumed that this was the principle reason we never got the jetpacks we were "promised." I mean, there kind of was a promise, right?
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Chicken Little - Reactor
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"Gilligan's Island" It's a Bird, It's a Plane (TV Episode 1967) ⭐ 6.9 | Comedy, Family
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Well, I was wrong. In a terrific new 99 Percent Invisible episode, Chris Berube tracks the history of all those jetpacks we saw on TV for decades, and reveals that they were all the *same* jetpack, flown by just one guy, who risked his life every time he went up in it:
https://99percentinvisible.org/episode/rocket-man/
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Rocket Man - 99% Invisible
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And of *course*, the rocket belt wasn't going to be a civilian commuting option. If your commute can be accomplished in just 21 seconds of flight time, you should probably just walk, rather than strapping an inferno to your back and risking a lethal fall if you exceed a margin of error measured in just seconds.
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Moore was a consummate showman, which is to say, a bullshitter. He was forever telling the press that his jetpacks would be on everyone's back in one to two years, and he got an impressionable young man, Bill Suitor, to stage showy public demonstrations of the rocket belt.
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Suitor's interview with Berube for the podcast is delightful. Suitor is a hilarious, profane old airman who led an extraordinary life and tells stories with expert timing, busting out great phrases like "a surprise is a fart with a lump in it."
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https://www.theverge.com/2023/8/23/23837598/tesla-elon-musk-self-driving-false-promises-land-of-the-giants
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The false promises of Tesla’s Full Self-Driving
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https://www.cbsnews.com/news/tesla-autopilot-staged-engineer-says-company-faked-full-autopilot/
Practical rocketeering wasn't ever "just around the corner," because a flying, 21 second blast-furnace couldn't be refined into a practical transport. Making the tank bigger would *not* make this thing safer *or* easier to transport.
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Tesla engineer says company faked "full autopilot" video: Report
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https://pluralistic.net/2022/10/09/herbies-revenge/#100-billion-here-100-billion-there-pretty-soon-youre-talking-real-money
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https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musks-ai-day-tesla-bot-is-just-a-guy-in-a-bodysuit-2021-8
The Hollywood-killing, AI-produced video prompting system is so cumbersome to use, and so severely limited, that it's arguably *worse* than useless:
https://www.wheresyoured.at/expectations-versus-reality/
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Expectations Versus Reality
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https://pluralistic.net/2024/04/23/maximal-plausibility/#reverse-centaurs
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Cory Doctorow: Full Employment
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https://pluralistic.net/2024/01/09/astrobezzle/#send-robots-instead
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https://pluralistic.net/2022/12/18/metaverse-means-pivot-to-video/
As @cstross writes, it's not just that these weirdos can't tell the difference between imaginative parables about the future and *predictions* about the future - it's also that they keep mistaking *dystopias* for *business plans*:
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/tech-billionaires-need-to-stop-trying-to-make-the-science-fiction-they-grew-up-on-real/
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Tech Billionaires Need to Stop Trying to Make the Science Fiction They Grew Up on Real
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https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/torment-nexus
These techno-billionaires profess to be fulfilling a broken promise, but surely they know that the promises were made by liars - showmen using parlor tricks to sell the impossible.
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Torment Nexus
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https://milwaukeerecord.com/film/ape-girl-shes-alive-documentary-november-11-sugar-maple/
That's quite a supervillain origin story: "I was promised a jetpack, but then I grew up discovered that it was just a special effect. In revenge, I am promising you superintelligent AIs and self-driving cars, and these, too, are SFX."
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Authors Alliance 10th Anniversary Event: Authorship in an Age of Monopoly and Moral Panics
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